Kieran Healy

Big Brother is Watching You

Judging from his new photo, it looks as though CalPundit has left his clean-cut, sunny persona behind and transformed himself into some kind of Orwellian military leader. Pretty frightening :) On the other hand, Orange County may finally have found its General McArthur (or possibly Mao Zedong), who will take his place along with other great heroes of Southern California such as Major General Juan Gomez de los Angeles and Commander Rebecca Jordan.

Thank God! Orange county is safe with strong
military leadership should they be once again
attacked by giant radioactive mutant ants.

Remember, Generalissimo Drum: flamethrowers.

No shit. And what’s with the spooky poster on the wall behind General Drum’s all-seeing computer monitor? Is that Winston Churchill? Or Ian Hislop?

I think we should be told.

Hey Kevin—
Chekhov just called. He’s looking for his uniform.

And I think he’s getting a kickback from the Dell interns.