Kieran Healy

Stares at TV, Open-Mouthed

Words fail me. But they don’t fail CNN’s Kyra Phillips! I guess that’s why she works for the liberal media and I do not.

“Is he thanking you yet?”

The unspoken question: “Is he thanking us yet?”

I want to know if the boy has understood the benefits of the President’s new tax plan.

I have it on good authority his first words upon wakening and seeing his condition were “God bless George Bush!”

Or was it “God bless Captain Vere!”?