[Via Keiran Healy.] According to John Gorenfeld of the Gadflyer. elected officials of both parties convened in the Dirksen senate office complex to anoint the Rev. Sun Myung Moon as the Messiah. The ceremony was conducted with decorum befitting such

Kieran Healy puts it pithily:[T]he Rev. Sun Myung Moon had himself crowned Emporer of the United States and declared the Messiah at a ceremony in the Dirksen Senate Office Building in the presence and with the enthusiastic participation of a